Thursday, April 9, 2026

Daily (Chuck Norris–style) Digital Life Litany for Protection, Direction and Stewardship

 

Caveat emptier: This post was drafted with help from an AI assistant (Perplexity)— but ideated and edited extensively by the human, Bill Acton

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“Chuck Norris’s Digital Code”

1. Chuck Norris doesn’t fear the internet.

The internet checks twice before it sends anything his way.


2. Still, even I use a strong password.

If something can be hacked, I assume someone’s trying.

So you? Don’t treat your logins like souvenirs. Guard them like a vault.


3. I read what I sign.

If the “terms and conditions” are longer than a Texas highway,

I slow down. If I’m too tired to read it, I’m too smart to agree to it.


4. I don’t pick fights in the comments.

If I hit, you’ll know it. That’s why I choose not to swing cheap shots online.

You shouldn’t either. Your reputation can’t dodge a screenshot.


5. I protect my people.

Family, friends, the guy who can’t tell a scam from a salad—all under my watch.

If I see a trap, I point it out. That’s what strength is for.


6. At the end of the day, I can look myself in the mirror—

and at my browser history—without flinching.

That’s a roundhouse kick to fear right there.



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