Caveat emptier: This post was drafted with help from an AI assistant (Perplexity)— but ideated and edited extensively by the human, Bill Acton
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1. Chuck Norris doesn’t fear the internet.
The internet checks twice before it sends anything his way.
2. Still, even I use a strong password.
If something can be hacked, I assume someone’s trying.
So you? Don’t treat your logins like souvenirs. Guard them like a vault.
3. I read what I sign.
If the “terms and conditions” are longer than a Texas highway,
I slow down. If I’m too tired to read it, I’m too smart to agree to it.
4. I don’t pick fights in the comments.
If I hit, you’ll know it. That’s why I choose not to swing cheap shots online.
You shouldn’t either. Your reputation can’t dodge a screenshot.
5. I protect my people.
Family, friends, the guy who can’t tell a scam from a salad—all under my watch.
If I see a trap, I point it out. That’s what strength is for.
6. At the end of the day, I can look myself in the mirror—
and at my browser history—without flinching.
That’s a roundhouse kick to fear right there.
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