Caveat emptier: This post was drafted with help from an AI assistant (Perplexity)— but ideated and edited extensively by the human, Bill Acton
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Look, I’ve had some bad contracts in my life,
but even I’m shocked by what people click “I agree” to these days.
They hand over their data, their money, their browsing history—
for a dancing cat and 10% off.
If that’s not a bad deal, I don’t know what is.
I never forget a face,
but the internet never forgets anything.
So before you post, ask yourself:
“Would I like this engraved on my tombstone?”
If not, maybe save it for your diary.
Guard your passwords
like they’re the last chocolate in the box.
You don’t leave that lying around at a party, do you?
And if you do, please invite me.
Teach the kids and the grandparents.
The kids think they’re too smart to be fooled,
the grandparents think nobody would bother.
The scammers love them both.
And remember:
A good reputation takes years to build,
but you can lose it in one viral moment.
Believe me, I’ve told enough jokes
to know the difference
between
“funny” and “fired.”
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