Bill Acton's Embodiment Blog: Meta and Siri (were lovers!)

Thursday, April 2, 2026

Meta and Siri (were lovers!)

Note: This tune was created with the assistance of Perplexity AI; I am soley responsible for the ideas and where it landed, however. If you are not all that familiar with the current acronyms and abbreviations related to AI, I'd recommend you check out the Glossary at the bottom!

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Summary:

In this pun packed tech torch song set to the old folk tune “Frankie and Johnnie,” I turn Meta, Siri, Bixby, and friends into a soap opera of large language lovers, where “he was her NLP but NLU in’ her wrong” and every acronym hides a broken digital heart. As SMS els fly, deepfake receipts drop, and a jealous Bixby rolls in Top k with his Grok (pun on Glock) to knock Meta offline, the tune winks at our chatbots’ tangled “meta narratives” while reminding us that, for now at least, us humans are still in control . . .

Lyrics

Meta and Siri were BFFs

One day in love they both fell

Meta couldn’t get enough of Siri

And Siri was speechless as well

Sweet talkin’ NLP

But NLU-in’ her wrong.

Meta sent Siri an SMS

I’m workin’ late with other chatbots

Said he was down on the server farm

But he was down with that Ada Le Chat

Sweet talkin’ NLP

But NLU-in’ her wrong.

Siri’s best bestie, Claude Deepseek

Posted for Siri to see

A deepfake pic of Meta and Ada

Doin’ the NLG

Sweet talkin’ NLP

But NLU-in’ her wrong.

Siri hired her neighborhood hit bot

Bixby came Top-k, he did.

Totin’ a grin and his 22 Grok

Meta boy was soon off the grid.

Sweet talkin’ NLP

But NLU-in’ her wrong.

Roll out your rubber tire’d hearsay

Roll out your lies and your facts

12 bots goin’ to the trash bin

11 are comin’ back

Sweet talkin’ NLP

But NLU-in’ her wrong.

So ends my sad meta-narrative

Hope it don’t cause you no pain

Meta is meta and Siri is Siri-ous

But we’re still dealin’ the game.

At least for now . . .

Though it ain’t exactly a lock

But we still know how . . .

Just takes some dough and a Grok! (2x)

Sweet talkin’ NLP

But NLU-in’ her wrong.

Glossary:

BFF – Best friend forever
Current Chatbots: Ada, Claude, Deepseek, Grok, Le Chat, Meta, Siri
22 Grok (lame pun on 22 Glock, a popular hand gun)
LLMs – Large language models
NLP (Natural Language Processing) – focused on processing human language with computers.
NLU (Natural Language Understanding) – Subfield focused on interpreting meaning and user intent.
NLG (Natural Language Generation) – Subfield focused on generating human like text.
SMS – Short message service (a text message)
Top k sampling – Methods that limit which next tokens are considered to control diversity and quality

Link to the "AI no ai" series videos.

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What is haptic pronunciation teaching?

Basically, it is using gesture, touch and movement to teach pronunciation of English (or any language). What makes this method unique is that it is based on controlled and systematic use of gesture in doing that. (Often the problem with gesture use in language learning is that it can be "crazy" or random or intimidating or inconsistent, or not well-developed and tied to clear outcomes.)

The earlier "Essential Haptic-integrated English Pronunciation (EHIEP) approach," now KINETIK, does a better job of enhancing presentation, modelling, feedback and correction. The method is simple and easy to follow. Once a 30-minute module is finished, teacher and students have a set of techniques to use in class anytime a pronunciation problem or opportunity comes up!

Haptic Preliminaries

I often begin workshops or papers with the comment that in about 40 years in the field I have had just one idea: that the systematic use of body movement is essential to effective and efficient pronunciation instruction. That has never been more relevant than today, with the general deemphasis on pronunciation and introduction of technology into the field. From both perspectives, the "haptic" perspective approach developed here offers great promise. I can at least promise you a "moving" experience!

What is the KINETIK Method?

KINETIK is the name of the new v6.0 haptic pronunciation teaching system. About six years earlier we were using the acronym, "Haptic Integrated Pronunciation for Other/Extended Circle English Speakers" (HIPOECES)--still there in the url of this blog!

Haptic-integrated clinical pronunciation is:

A different way to learn pronunciation, based in part on Arthur Lessac’s notion of “Training the body first.” It is also based on research in the use of movement and touch in learning and training. It:

Looks somewhat like a combination of aerobics, sign language and Taichi

Provides a basic foundation for continued, self-directed pronunciation learning and classroom instruction

Designed for use by relatively untrained teachers but appropriate for all teachers (and learners) of all levels

Focuses on pronunciation used in conversation (not all words in English)

Is a highly “brain-and-body-friendly” system that promotes efficient learning of integrated tasks in general

Designed to promote integrated classroom pronunciation instruction and enable integration of conscious pronunciation work into spontaneous speaking.

Introduction

This blog was formerly named: HIPoeces (pronounced 'hI-pƏ-cIs), basically an approach to teaching English pronunciation to speakers of "outer and expanding" circle Englishes (including that population commonly termed: non-native speakers) but also compatible with the use of local models other than simply Standard" American" or RP. Using Kachru's "Inner, expanding and outer circles" model to characterize the breadth of Englishes and speakers of those, HIPoeces (now HICP) systems focus on developing haptically-centered pedagogical models and methods which can be adapted for teaching the pronunciation of various Englishes as they are spoken and taught by "owners" of those varieties.

In theory, the underlying principles can be applied to teaching the sound system of any language. Most language instructors intuitively use a great deal of movement and tactile anchoring in the classroom. The essential question is how to use that resource systematically, especially so that those learners who are less "haptic" in nature are also "moved" by the method.

Simply put, the HICP model/method is based on the idea of speaking along with arm and hand movement, not all that different from that used in sign languages. Most movement patterns are taken from either typical classroom pronunciation instruction practice or from related fields, such as psychotherapy or sports.

Most blog posts link to research that relates to the general HICP model, that is studies dealing with the role of gesture, touch, movement, learning modalities, learning in output, use of the visual field in learning, and experiential learning.

DEFINITIONS:

"Haptic" techniques- procedures that involve both movement and touch (Obvious examples include clapping hands, tapping feet, or holding an object and shaking it to the rhythm of a poem.)

"HICP techniques" - procedures that are haptic and also explicitly coordinated with phonological structures and/or discourse prosody (For example, clapping hands on primary stressed syllables in multi-syllable words, or doing a dance step on key words in conversational turns.)

"Haptic integration"- The haptic dimension probably functions as much to anchor visual and auditory material as it does to assist the learner in getting the "felt sense" of the sound or sound process. Lack of integration into spontaneous speech being such a serious potential shortcoming of instruction, haptic engagement seems a promising bridge to more accurate fluency.

"Visual field" - in HICP extensive use is made of the visual field in front of the learner. (For example, a modified version of the IPA vowel chart is anchored haptically in the imagination of the learner, directly in front of the upper body, and used for several purposes throughout the program.)

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Meta and Siri (were lovers!)

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