Monday, April 20, 2026

Daily (Yogi Berra–style) Digital Life Litany for Protection, Direction and Stewardship

Caveat emptier: This post was drafted with help from an AI assistant (Perplexity)— but ideated and edited extensively by the human, Bill Acton.

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Lord, in this online life,
it gets dark early out there, 
even when the screen’s bright.

Help me remember:
it ain’t secure ’til it’s secure,
and it ain’t private if everybody can see it.

When I come to a fork in the internet,
help me not take both.

Keep me from making too many wrong mistakes
with clicks I can’t un-click
and posts I can’t un-post.

Teach me that half of cybersecurity is mental,
and the other half is common sense.
If it looks too good to be true,
let me know it’s even truer that it’s not good.

Guard my passwords, my bank, my good name.
If a stranger offers me free money,
remind me to hang up before I get taken down.

And when I’m lost in the web,
help me realize I’m not really lost—
I’m just somewhere I shouldn’t be.

Keep me safe, keep me honest,
and if I learn my lesson the hard way,
at least don’t let me forget it the easy way.


“AI‑assisted creative work: This litany is an imaginative parody pastiche using generative AI. It imitates the public persona of [Oprah Winfrey] for commentary and devotional reflection. It is not created by or affiliated with [Oprah Winfrey], and should not be taken as her real views or words.”




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