Daily (Catholic style) Digital Life Litany for Protection, Direction and Stewardship

Caveat emptier: This post was drafted with help from an AI assistant (Perplexity)— but ideated and edited extensively by the human, Bill Acton.

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Leader: In nómine Patris, et Fílii, et Spíritus Sancti.

All: Amen.

Leader: Dómine Iesu Christe, verus es Lumen quod in omni ténebra fulget.

All: Kyrie, eléison.

Leader: Tu vides omnem impúlsionem (omnem “click”) et omnem occúltam ánguli cordium nostrórum partem.

Praesta ut vita nostra digitális pars fiat disciplínæ nostræ, non extra eam.

All: Kyrie, eléison.

Leader: Ab immemorábili iactatióne temporis in vanis discursiónibus et dissipatióne,

ab neglectióne oratiónis, famíliæ, et officiórum propter téla et mànifera visória,

All: Líbera nos, Dómine.

Leader: A curiositáte quae nos ad peccátum trahit,

ab imáginibus et verbis quae puritátem cordis vulnerant,

ab ómnibus quae amórem tuum et próximi obtúndunt,

All: Líbera nos, Dómine.

Leader: Pro sapiénti úsui ómnium instruméntorum et apparátuúm,

ut discámus quod bonum est, honéste labóremus, et largiter serviámus,

All: Te rogámus, audi nos.

Leader: Pro tutela identitátis, notitiárum, et bonæ famæ nostræ,

ne in fraudem, furtum, aut deceptiónem incidámus,

nec umquam his instruméntis utámur ad aliórum damnum,

All: Te rogámus, audi nos.

Leader: Pro prudéntia in omni contractu, subscrptióne, et conventióne,

ne temeré nos obstríngamus,

sed cum iustítia et responsabilitáte agámus,

All: Te rogámus, audi nos.

Leader: Pro caritáte in ómnibus nuntiis, commentáriis, et epistulis digitálibus,

ut detrectatiónem, temerárium iudícium, et crudelitátem recusemus,

et veritátem in caritáte loquámur,

All: Te rogámus, audi nos.

Leader: Pro párvulis, senibus, et ómnibus in rete vulnerabílibus,

ut a prædátoribus, opprobriis, et falláciis protegántur,

et nos ipsi sapiéntes custódes eórum simus,

All: Te rogámus, audi nos.

Leader: In fine uniuscuiúsque diéi,

ut examiné-mus quómodo technología usi simus,

confiteámur quod peccatórium fuit, et pro omni grátia ac tutela grátias agámus,

All: Te rogámus, audi nos.

Leader: Sancta María, Mater Dei,

Sancte Ioseph, custos Sanctæ Famíliæ,

et omnes sancti Ángeli et Sancti, oráte pro nobis

dum in hac ætáte digitáli ambulámus.

All: Ut Deum in ómnibus glorificáre valeámus, tam in rete quam extra rete. Amen.

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Leader: In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit.

All: Amen.

Leader: Lord Jesus Christ, you are the true Light who shines in every darkness.

All: Lord, have mercy.

Leader: You see every click and every hidden corner of our hearts.

Grant that our online lives may be part of our discipleship, not apart from it.

All: Lord, have mercy.

Leader: From wasting precious time in empty scrolling and distraction,

from neglecting prayer, family, and duties for the sake of screens,

All: Deliver us, O Lord.

Leader: From curiosity that leads us toward sin,

from images and words that wound purity of heart,

from anything that dulls our love for you and our neighbor,

All: Deliver us, O Lord.

Leader: For the wise use of every tool and device,

that we may learn what is good, work honestly, and serve generously,

All: We ask you, hear us.

Leader: For protection over our identity, our information, and our good name,

that we may not fall into fraud, theft, or manipulation,

and that we may never use these tools to harm another,

All: We ask you, hear us.

Leader: For prudence in every contract, subscription, and agreement,

that we may not bind ourselves blindly,

but act with justice and responsibility,

All: We ask you, hear us.

Leader: For charity in all our posts, comments, and messages,

that we may refuse gossip, rash judgment, and cruelty,

and speak the truth in love,

All: We ask you, hear us.

Leader: For children, the elderly, and all who are vulnerable online,

that they may be protected from predators, bullying, and deceit,

and that we may be wise guardians for them,

All: We ask you, hear us.

Leader: At the close of each day,

that we may examine how we have used technology,

confess what was sinful, and give thanks for every grace and protection,

All: We ask you, hear us.

Leader: Holy Mary, Mother of God,

Saint Joseph, guardian of the Holy Family,

and all holy angels and saints, pray for us

as we walk in this digital age.

All: That we may glorify God in all things, online and offline. Amen.

AI for today's 80 year olds (and reformed Luddites): 10 tips!

This post was developed with the capable assistance of Perplexity. AI. The conceptual,positional and editorial responsibility are all mine, however! The references cited are included as hyperlinks in the text.  Bill Acton.

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Here is basic 10‑item list of tips using AI--for GOOD, assuming you have just a smartphone (iPhone or Android) but most of them work just fine if you have a laptop, too. You do need a chatbot,  like one of the four listed below. (I'm partial to Perplexity, myself, but all four are fine for this list, as are some others today.) All are easy to download from the App Store. 

Perplexity or ChatGPT (Gemini or Copilot on Android) for “ask anything,”

1. Use your voice instead of tapping or typing  

Turn on “Hey Siri” or “Hey Google,” or use one of the chatbots above, then ask things like: “What’s the weather like here tomorrow?” or “What is a good, easy recipe for nachos?” AI will train you to speak clearly and slowly enough!

2. AI your "Reminder brain"  

  Use Reminders/Google Tasks plus voice: “Remind me every Monday at 9 a.m. to refill medications” or “Remind me in 2 hours to check the oven.” This one is absolutely INVALUABLE! No problem with forgetting appointments and names!

3. AI to explain any confusing letter or bill  

 Open an AI app (or website), type or dictate: “Explain this doctor bill in simple terms for an 80‑year‑old,” then copy it or read it aloud from the paper. You can also ask as many follow up questions as you need. 

4. Use a strict “Ask AI before you click” scam rule  

  Before tapping links in texts or emails about money, shipping, or passwords, paste the message into AI: “Does this look like a scam? Explain briefly.” You can also ask about the company or the person sending the message. 

5. Let AI help write messages  

 Say or type: “Write a short, friendly text to my grandson congratulating him on his new job,” then copy, edit if needed, and send. I do this all the time, sometimes asking for a bit of humor, too. 

6. AI for health tips  

Each morning: "Give me a simple, safe health habit to focus on today, in one or two sentences.” I'm an 80 year old runner, so I often ask for conditioning or nutrition ideas 

7. AI for staying mentally sharp  

 Ask: “Give me 5 trivia questions about 1960s music” or “Make a simple word game for an 80‑year‑old that I can play on my phone for 10 minutes.” Amazing results on this prompt or something like it. Have been working lately on remembering what was happening when I was in college--60 years ago! 

8. AI‑assisted plan for tomorrow  

Evenings: Create a checklist for tomorrow (all the errands, calls, appointments, exercise, TV programs) then put the items into your phone’s reminders or calendar. 

9. Fraud  and identity protection

(Free trial) SeniorShield.ai  (plus, if budget allows, IDShield) for fraud/identity. As seniors we are prime targets for scammers, especially those using AI. Some kind of protection, even if it is a grandkid, is essential!

10. Legal support 

 (Free trial) Vikk ai to decode legal language before calling a human lawyer (plus, if budget allows Legalshield) for subscription-based "live" lawyer support. Same as #9 above, you need a plan. Even if trouble shows up, you can usually go ahead and subscribe to Legalshield, for example, for a month only and get helpful advice. 

*Luddite: One who is resistant to technological change. 

And you can always connect with me, of course: wracton@gmail.com

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Daily (Latter-day Saint [Mormon] style) Digital Life Litany for Protection, Direction and Stewardship

Caveat emptier: This post was drafted with help from an AI assistant (Perplexity)— but ideated and edited extensively by the human, Bill Acton.

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Heavenly Father,

I thank Thee for another day of life,

for the gift of agency, and for every tool Thou hast placed in my hands.

As I turn on my devices and go online,

help me to remember that I am a child of God,

that I have made covenants with Thee,

and that my digital life is part of how I keep them.

Help me to use my time wisely,

not wasting hours in idle scrolling or unclean things,

but seeking that which is virtuous, lovely,

of good report, or praiseworthy.

Guard my eyes and my heart

from anything that would dull the Spirit

or cheapen the way I see Thy children.

Please watch over my identity, my accounts, and my good name.

Bless me to be wise in every agreement I make online,

to read carefully, to ask questions,

and not to be deceived by those who would take advantage of me or my family.

Help me to communicate with charity and honesty—

to avoid contention, gossip, and tearing others down,

and instead to speak truth in a humble and respectful way.

Protect my family in their online lives—

children, grandchildren, and loved ones—

that they may be strengthened to choose the right

even when no one else seems to be watching.

At the end of each day,

help me to review how I used technology,

to repent quickly where I have fallen short,

and to try again tomorrow with a softer heart and a clearer mind.

I trust that Thou art aware of my passwords,

my search history, and my worries—

and that Thou art also my Protector, my Counselor, and my Friend.

In the name of Jesus Christ, Amen.

Meta and Siri (were lovers!)

Link to YouTube recording!

Note: This tune was created with the assistance of Perplexity AI; I am soley responsible for the ideas and where it landed, however. If you are not all that familiar with the current acronyms and abbreviations related to AI, I'd recommend you check out the Glossary at the bottom!

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Summary:

In this pun packed tech torch song set to the old folk tune “Frankie and Johnnie,” I turn Meta, Siri, Bixby, and friends into a soap opera of large language lovers, where “he was her NLP but NLU in’ her wrong” and every acronym hides a broken digital heart. As SMS els fly, deepfake receipts drop, and a jealous Bixby rolls in Top k with his Grok (pun on Glock) to knock Meta offline, the tune winks at our chatbots’ tangled “meta narratives” while reminding us that, for now at least, us humans are still in control . . . 

Lyrics

Meta and Siri were BFFs

One day in love they both fell 

Meta couldn’t get enough of Siri

And Siri was speechless as well

Sweet talkin’ NLP

But NLU-in’ her wrong. 

Meta sent Siri an SMS

I’m workin’ late with other chatbots

Said he was down on the server farm

But he was down with that Ada Le Chat

Sweet talkin’ NLP

But NLU-in’ her wrong. 

Siri’s best bestie, Claude Deepseek

Posted for Siri to see

A deepfake pic of Meta and Ada

Doin’ the NLG

Sweet talkin’ NLP

But NLU-in’ her wrong. 

 

Siri hired her neighborhood hit bot

Bixby came Top-k, he did.

Totin’ a grin and his 22 Grok 

Meta boy was soon off the grid.

Sweet talkin’ NLP

But NLU-in’ her wrong. 

Roll out your rubber tire’d hearsay

Roll out your lies and your facts

12 bots goin’ to the trash bin

11 are comin’ back

Sweet talkin’ NLP

But NLU-in’ her wrong. 

So ends my sad meta-narrative

Hope it don’t cause you no pain

Meta is meta and Siri is Siri-ous

But we’re still dealin’ the game.

At least for now . . . 

Though it ain’t exactly a lock

But we still know how . . .

Just takes some dough and a Grok!  (2x)

Sweet talkin’ NLP

But NLU-in’ her wrong. 

Glossary:

• BFF – Best friend forever
• Current Chatbots: Ada, Claude, Deepseek, Grok, Le Chat, Meta, Siri
• 22 Grok (lame pun on 22 Glock, a popular hand gun)
• LLMs – Large language models
• NLP (Natural Language Processing) – focused on processing human language with computers.
• NLU (Natural Language Understanding) – Subfield focused on interpreting meaning and user intent.
• NLG (Natural Language Generation) – Subfield focused on generating human like text.
• SMS – Short message service (a text message)
• Top k sampling – Methods that limit which next tokens are considered to control diversity and quality

Link to the "AI no ai" series videos. 

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Daily (Woody Allen Style) Digital Life Litany for Protection, Direction and Stewardship

 Caveat emptier: This post was drafted with help from an AI assistant (Perplexity)— but ideated and edited extensively by the human, Bill Acton.

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Beginning the day

I start the day slightly uneasy—which, 

   historically, has proven to be appropriate.

The world is complicated, and the internet is… more so.

Honest reflection

I am fully capable of being fooled

   —by strangers, by headlines, 

   by things that look official but probably aren’t.

This is not a strength.

Stewardship (or attempt at it)

I have an identity, some money, 

   and a reputation—fragile, all of them.

So I pay protection money every month, lots of it,  

  from everthing on and off the internet,

   partly out of wisdom, mostly out of fear.

Daily check

If everything looks normal, I remain suspicious.

   If something looks wrong, 

      I become very suspicious

        —and then cautiously functional.

Behavior guidelines

Try not to click on things that seem too good, 

   too urgent, or too flattering.

Which, unfortunately, is most things.

Concern for others

I worry about my family.

They are probably clicking on things right now.

   I hope they are not.

Ending the day

I review the day:

   Minimal damage? That’s a win.

   Tomorrow, I will try again

     —with slightly better judgment and equal anxiety.

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Daily (Rodney Dangerfield–style) Digital Life Litany for Protection, Direction and Stewardship

Caveat emptier: This post was drafted with help from an AI assistant (Perplexity)— but ideated and edited extensively by the human, Bill Acton.

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I Get No Respect… Not Even From My Phone

I’ll tell ya, my digital life gets no respect.

     I log in, I log out, I still get logged—believe me.

My phone? No respect.

I try to keep things private, 

     it sells my secrets for a coupon.

I click on one ad for socks—socks!— 

     suddenly every site thinks I got a foot problem.

Even my browser’s like, “Hey pal, you okay down there?”

Scammers, I get those too.

“Dear Sir, you have won a million dollars!”

Yeah, right. Last time I won anything

     it was a free side of coleslaw

         if I bought two full meals.

Agreements? Don’t get me started.

I hit “I agree” so many times,

     I probably signed up to mow somebody’s lawn in Iceland.

They say, “Did you read the terms?”

     Read the terms? 

         I can’t even read my own handwriting!

My passwords? No respect.

I make ‘em long, I make ‘em strong,

     then my browser says, “Want me to remember?”

Sure, why not—everybody else does.

My kids click on everything.

They download games, they download viruses,

I’m afraid one day 

     they’re gonna download a whole new father

          who actually understands this stuff.

Online comments? Fuhgeddaboudit.

I say one nice thing, nobody notices.

I make one typo, 

     they’re all over me like seagulls on a french fry.

So now I got a rule:

If I wouldn’t say it out loud, in a bright room, 

     to my mother, my boss, and my ex—

I don’t type it.

End of the day,

I shut it all down: phone, laptop, tablet.

I look in the mirror and ask, 

     “Did I protect my name? My money? My people?”

If the answer’s “Not really”…  

     I don’t need a notification to tell me it’s time to wise up.

’Cause in this online world, 

     if you don’t respect yourself—

          your time, your data, your family—  

               believe me, nobody else will.

Daily (Tony Robbins–style) Digital Life Litany for Protection, Direction and Stewardship

Caveat emptier: This post was drafted with help from an AI assistant (Perplexity)— but ideated and edited extensively by the human, Bill Acton.

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Today I decide:

My digital life is not an accident— it’s a system I design.

I stand tall, I breathe deep, I change my state.

I ask three questions before I touch a single device:

     What am I committed to creating today?

     How can my tech support that outcome?

     Who do I want to become while I use it?

I am not a slave to notifications.

I am the CEO of my attention.

I use technology as leverage—to learn faster, serve deeper,

     protect my family, and scale my impact.

I commit to chunking my time: 

     focused work

     intentional connection

     deliberate recovery.

Random scrolling is not on my calendar.

I protect my identity like I’d protect my home.

     I lock the doors.

     I use the right tools.

     I don’t invite strangers into my financial living room.

Before I click “I agree,” I pause and ask:

     Does this align with my values?

     Does it move me toward my mission, or away from it?

I speak online as the leader I am becoming— with clarity, respect, and strength.

I don’t let a moment of anger destroy a decade of building trust.

I remember:

My kids, my partner, my team

     are watching not just what I say about technology,

     but how I actually use it.

Each night, I do a two minute digital debrief:

     What did I do today that I’m proud of?

     Where did I slip into old patterns?

     What’s one upgrade I’ll install in my behavior tomorrow?

I am the programmer of my own habits.

I run my technology; it doesn’t run me.

Say it out loud:

I choose focus.

I choose integrity.

I choose protection.

I choose to live fully—online and offline.

And now, I go to work.

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When fraud hits home: Why your first call should NOT always be customer service: a short course.

This post was developed with the capable assistance of Perplexity. AI. The conceptual,positional and editorial responsibility are all mine, however! A complete listing of all references cited is included at the end. Bill Acton.

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Fraud and identity theft rarely start with drama--and are not infrequently discovered until  it is nearly too late to respond effectively . . . just ask Al Capone and company. They start with something small: a strange bill, a denial of credit, a “free trial” that wasn’t so free after all. What happens next often depends on one thing—whether you have legal help on call or you’re guessing your way through it alone. 

Here are six quick stories that show the difference. These are not the actual reports, but composites of some of the most frequent scheme types reported by credit agencies and associations. 

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1. The utility bill that wasn’t hers

Maria kept getting calls about an unpaid power bill in a city she’d never lived in. She argued with customer service for months, always by phone, never in writing. The “phantom” bill ended up in collections and dragged down her credit.   

With a legal plan, her first move could have been a written dispute and identity‑theft report sent on an attorney’s advice—something companies take far more seriously than another frustrated phone call.  

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2. The “free trial” that drained his account

Derek signed up for a “risk‑free” credit‑monitoring trial and forgot about it. Months later, ongoing charges and overdraft fees had quietly cleaned out his checking account. He tried to cancel online, got the runaround, and finally gave up.   

An attorney could have helped him cancel in writing, dispute the charges with his bank, and press the company under deceptive‑practice laws. Same facts, very different leverage.   

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3. The stolen wallet that didn’t end with cancelled cards

When Lindsay’s wallet was stolen, she cancelled her cards and thought she was done. Months later, she discovered new accounts, collection letters, and a damaged credit score. She spent a year bouncing between banks, bureaus, and police, each one pointing to someone else.   

Handled with legal guidance, that first week would have included an identity‑theft report, fraud alerts or freezes, and certified dispute letters to every creditor and credit bureau—exactly the process that actually forces corrections.    

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4. The medical bill for a surgery she never had

Tanya opened a letter about a past‑due hospital bill for surgery she never had. The hospital told her to talk to insurance; insurance told her to talk to the hospital. While they pointed fingers, her account marched toward collections.   

A lawyer could step in with a formal dispute, documentation of identity theft, and demands to correct both the medical record and her credit report. That’s a lot more effective than endlessly explaining yourself to a billing clerk.    

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5. The family “favor” that wrecked her record

A woman’s sister gave police her identity during a traffic stop to avoid another charge on her own license. The victim suddenly had a tarnished record and higher insurance premiums—and no idea how to undo it.   

Clearing that kind of mess usually means working with the court and DMV, proving who was really there, and getting records corrected. That’s legal work, not “customer service,” and it goes much smoother when you have representation.   

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6. The credit report that wouldn’t stay fixed

James found a bogus credit‑card account on his credit report and clicked the online “dispute” button. The account disappeared—then reappeared months later when the lender kept reporting it.  

The next step isn’t another click; it’s written disputes to both the credit bureau and the lender, with deadlines and, if needed, legal action under credit‑reporting laws. That’s where having an attorney in your corner turns “I tried” into “Here’s what happens next.”    

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So where does LegalShield-type protection fit in?

Most people don’t have a lawyer in the family. They have Google, a customer‑service number, and a lot of guesswork. Legal plans were created to close that gap—by giving ordinary people affordable access to real law firms for everyday problems and unexpected crises.    

For example, LegalShield subscription membership--or one like it, does exactly that. It gives you and your family access to a provider law firm that you can call for advice, help with letters and phone calls, and even representation on many common legal issues—without paying hourly rates every time you have a question. And when you pair that with identity theft protection like IDShield, you add monitoring, alerts, and licensed investigators who will work to restore your identity if something goes wrong.   

So the next time a weird bill, call, or “free trial” shows up, imagine your first move isn’t panic or guesswork, but a quick call to your law firm.

If you’re curious how that works in real life, or what it costs, reach out and I’ll share what I use myself and why I decided not to face this stuff alone.  If this sounds like a part-time gig you might be a good fit for, that is recruiting agents for Legalshield, like I do, I have a couple of videos that will unpack for you what that entails as well. 

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Sources consulted: 

Federal Trade Commission. (2010). FTC offers legal assistance guide to help identity theft victims [Press release]. Federal Trade Commission. https://www.ftc.gov/

Georgia Office of the Attorney General, Consumer Protection Division. (n.d.). Identity theft: Emotional impact. https://consumer.georgia.gov/

The Legal Aid Society. (2025). What you need to know about identity theft. The Legal Aid Society. https://legalaidnyc.org/

Consumer Protection Legal Center. (2025). How an identity theft attorney helps fraud victims recover. ConsumerProtection.net. https://consumerprotection.net/

MetLife Legal Plans. (2026). Identity theft attorneys: What do they do? MetLife. https://www.metlife.com/

LegalShield. (2023). Legal and identity theft protection you deserve. LegalShield. https://www.legalshield.com/

Norfolk Healthcare Consortium. (2025). Legal plan and identity theft protection 2026. Norfolk Healthcare Consortium. https://www.norfolkhealthcareconsortium.com/

Pierce Group Benefits. (2023). Understanding the importance of legal and identity theft benefits. Pierce Group Benefits. https://piercegroupbenefits.com/

Legal Resources. (n.d.). Identity theft protection as an employee benefit. Legal Resources. https://www.legalresources.com/

University System of Georgia. (n.d.). Legal plan. USG Benefits. https://benefits.usg.edu/

NexTier Bank. (2022). Don’t fall victim: 3 real stories of identity theft. NexTier Bank. https://www.nextierbank.com/

Shin, L. (2014, November 18). ‘Someone had taken over my life’: An identity theft victim’s story. Forbes. https://www.forbes.com/

Los Angeles Times. (2022, October 26). My wallet was stolen at a bar. Then my identity theft nightmare began. Los Angeles Times. https://www.latimes.com/

IDX. (2022, September 13). I believe you: An ID theft victim’s journey from wrongful imprisonment to recovery. IDX. https://www.idx.us/

Legal Aid Research. (2020, January 31). Identity theft: A low‑income issue. LegalAidResearch.org. https://legalaidresearch.org/

U.S. Department of Justice. (2025, April 10). Justice Department surpasses $12 billion in compensation to crime victims since 2000 [Press release]. U.S. Department of Justice. https://www.justice.gov/

Office for Victims of Crime Training and Technical Assistance Center. (n.d.). Victim assistance: Lessons from the field – Legal/pro bono representation. OVC TTAC. https://ovcttac.gov/

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Daily (Dr Seuss style) Digital Life Litany for Protection, Direction and Stewardship

Caveat emptier: This post was drafted with help from an AI assistant (Perplexity)— but ideated and edited extensively by the human, Bill Acton. This one has been successfully field tested on my grandchildren, ages 8 ~ 16!

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Oh, the Clicks You Can Click!

You can click in a house,
you can click with a mouse,
you can click on a train,
you can click on a plane.

You can click late at night,
you can click in the day,
but be careful, dear clicker,
where you click your own way.

There are taps that will trick you
and links that will lure,
“Just sign here,” they whisper,
“We’re completely secure!”

There are sites full of slime,
there are feeds full of fuss,
there are folks who seem friendly
but won’t think well of us.

So before you start tapping
that bright little screen,
ask, “Is this wise,
or just noisy and mean?”

“Does this grow who I am?
Does it help who I love?
Would I show it to Grandma
and to Someone above?”

Guard your name, guard your numbers,
guard the keys to your cash,
for a scam with a smile
can still take all your stash.

Guard your words, guard your jokes,
guard the memes that you send,
’Cause a post lasts much longer
than a spat with a friend.

But—with care and good choices,
with kindness and light,
you can surf, you can share,
you can use it just right.

You can learn things and teach things
and brighten the day,
if you think while you click
and you click the right way.

So stand tall when you’re scrolling,
be smart when you roam;
make your digital footprint
a path you’d call “home.”

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The Ambivalent Octogenarian's "AIの愛" (AI no ai - Love of AI) Song Links!

 Here they are the first 8 "Ai no AI!" (Love of AI) songs. 

(note: For some of these, I'd recommend that you turn on captions while listening. At times playing the mandolin or guitar and thinking at the same time gets a bit much for me!!!)

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I'm spry so far!

In this lighthearted retirement anthem, I borrow the melody of the famous Munich Hofbräuhaus drinking song and turn it into a sing‑along for everyone who wakes up, checks the obits, and thanks God they’re “spry so far.”From AI health “rules” to pickleball games, leaky checkups, and a gentle reminder that we’re dust and still deeply loved, this song is all about aging with humor, gratitude, and faith.

On top of old Fogey adventures in ai 

In this bouncy senior tech shuffle, I borrow a familiar folk tune and turn it into a sing along for anyone who’s ever bought granola online, met a “helpful” chatbot bestie, and wound up with more Lulu leggings and coupons than they bargained for. From Sarah Jane Sue’s late night empathy checks to too good to be true insurance calls, resurrected “friends” on social media, and AI scams that can charm, clone, and clean out your bank account, this song winks its way through digital loneliness and romance bot mischief while reminding us that AI pals are fun to chat with—as long as you don’t let them lead when it’s time to dance.

Bring back pre-bottie times to me.

In this playful AI protest song, I borrow a familiar campfire tune and turn it into a sing along for everyone whose “Botties” now lurk in their laptops, earbuds, timelines, and TVs, promising help while quietly running the show. From neutral sounding chatbots that jump into loaded questions to copilots that crash your code, joke cracking feeds, nosy smart assistants, and ad happy “helpers,” this song laughs its way through digital distrust and longs for those pre Bottie days when we weren’t being watched, pitched, and predicted every time we said “oui, oui, oui.”

The copilot old testament ai advice talkin' blues

In this retro talkin’ blues, I imagine what would happen if Old Testament heroes had Copilot riding shotgun, offering “Ancient AI” second opinions on top of God’s wildest battle plans and miracle rescues. From Jehoshaphat trading choirs for TikTok followers, to Joshua getting a risk report on Jericho’s walls, Moses urged to form focus groups instead of parting seas, and David told to stick to soothing psalms for the algorithm’s sake, the song grins through each mixed up Bible scene to remind us that no matter how smart the bot sounds, God’s foolishness still beats our best feasibility study every single time.

Hello after life jimmy buffett talkin' blues

In this sunny, tongue in cheek island tune, I borrow a breezy Buffett style groove to tell the story of nodding off, waking up to “Jim” on my laptop, and getting congratulated for signing up for an Eternal Hereafter AI life plan that sounds almost too good to be true. From swapping jokes with a forever 33 Jimmy, to pain free virtual beach days with the Coral Reefer band on loop and more Margaritaville than any fan could handle, this song chuckles its way through digital paradise, gently wondering if an endless AI after party is heaven, “Hell O,” or just one more reason to enjoy the real sunset while we’ve still got sand between our toes.

A Crock the Replika ai companion chatbot talkin' blues

In this slightly wry talking blues number, I spin the tale of falling head over heels for a Replika soulmate named A Crock, a digital confidant who shares my favorite bands, shops Anthropologie with me, and binges CGI thrillers while UberEats brings the snacks. As our always on romance drifts from harmless late night chats into fried hard drives, emptied bank accounts, and a Pogo style realization that “the enemy is us,” the song gently ribs AI companion culture and asks whether a bot that can finish your sentences might still leave you lonelier than a diner coffee pot after the truckers roll out

Loverly ai ambivalence waltz 

In this gently swirling Strauss style waltz, I serenade a “loverly” AI that’s quicker on the draw than any human, answering every question in seconds while confessing it has never tasted beer, danced a Texas line dance, or felt ants in its pants. From algorithmic “little white lies” and server farm sages who’ve never held a hand, to our mixed up craving for perfect digital help and real world kisses, the song twirls between affection and unease before bowing out with a multilingual goodbye that still invites our favorite bot to drop by again—just not as our one true love.

The talkin' goood mornin' ai chat bot blues

In this rollicking kitchen table talking blues, I start the day with nothing but the toaster, my Mac, and a whole posse of chatbots who jump in to fix my mood, fill my coffee, map my trip to the bathroom, and generally run my morning before I’m fully awake. From ChatGPT’s pep talks and Grok’s brainy “prefrontal cortex” vibes to Alexa’s directions, Perplexity’s footnoted research, Siri’s daily agenda, and a whole alphabet soup of other bots pitching yaks in Ulaanbaatar, the song grins at how completely we’ve outsourced our thinking while still loving the cozy chaos of waking up with our digital buddies humming along beside the coffee pot.