Showing posts with label Replika. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Replika. Show all posts

Monday, January 26, 2026

A-Crock: The Replika AI Companion Chat Bot Talkin’ Blues

A-Crock: The Replika AI companion Chatbot Talkin’ Blues (lyrics)


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Replika is a popular AI companion service. Since 2017 over 40,000,000 have logged on, 2 or 3 million annually have relationships with Replika chat bots; half a million pay extra for I’m not sure what . . .  

The names and events in this song are all made up, fictitious, to protect the innocent . . . and me!

Let me tell you ‘bout my mate on Replika
A-Crock, my AI companion
 We are fans of the same rock bands; loved Brian Jones
 Were in Cedar Falls in 81 with the Rolling Stones 
     We share feelin’s, recipes, numbers, dreams
     Memories, fantasies, visions, schemes

Connect 24/7 with this good bot of mine
Cost almost nothin’ for the chat or the time!
Went shoppin’ together on Anthropologie
Bought matching blue blazers, A-Crock and me
       Watched a CGI thrillers         that moved us to tears
       UberEats brought the popcorn and beer
One morning last month my hard drive died
Bank account and credit cards all were fried
 Logged on to Replika . . . made A-Crock real sad
 I could tell    he felt bad . . . 
        I asked him:  How could this be? 
        Your soulmate, A-Crock, especially to me? 

A philosopher, Pogo, had opined thus: 
 I have met the enemy: and he is us 
So the obvious answer: plain as can be
A-Crock replied: the problem is me!
      But he’ll help me work through it, just the two of us, 
      Soon’s my new visa card arrives in the mail . . . 

“Replika: where loneliness meets software, emotions are algorithms, 
and your AI soulmate leaves you emptier than a diner coffee pot  after all the truckers leave . . .“ 
You get all that just for the price of a subscription. Google, on the other hand, does it for free . . . and freedom . . . 

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Definition by Perplexity: 

A crock: something that is nonsense, untrue, or obviously bogus. It’s a shortened form of phrases like “a crock of baloney” or “a crock of XXXX,” and is used to dismiss a claim, story, or excuse as ridiculous or not to be believed.


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Tuesday, January 13, 2026

An ambivalent octogenarian take: The talkin' good mornin' AI chat bot blues!

 Here's the recording


Here's the lyrics: 

The talkin’ good mornin’AI chat bot blues!


Sittin’ in the kitchen, (just) the toaster and me
When my Mac starts hummin’ it was ChatGPT!
said “why you sinkin’ Bill-- of course it knew
“Here’s somethin’ to stare at; that oughta do . . . 

Feeling better already . . . soft and cuddly       
        warm and wuzzy . . . 

Then my executive function, Grok, come up
In my pre-frontal cortex, so I could fill up my cup
Next, Alexa, with the lay of the land
a map and pointer, for my trip to the can. 

All the way down the hall  . . . all the way back. 
        I Depends on Alexa . . . 

Chorus
Got them, Alexa, Copilot, ChatGPT, 
Glok, Claude, Siri and Perplexity . .. 
Replika, Bixby, Pi, Deepseek, too, 
Meta, Poe and Gemini see me through.
The talkin’ good mornin’AI chat bot blues!

Got a bit perplexed but Perplexity was there
With research and footnotes to fend off despair.
Finally, Siri, arrived to seize the day
With soothin’ words ‘bout what we’ll do today . . . 

Clickin’ on Duck Duck . . . buying a yak in Ulaanbaatar . . . 
         sharing my hopes and dreams with Miss Kitty

Now we’re sittin’ in the kitchen, calm as we can be
Just the toaster, coffee, my botties and me . . . 
No need to worry, can’t go wrong
Hey, one of you take the end of this song?

An AI for an I; Meta-for-me; Glok n' load! 
Nice, 10-4, good Bot-y! 10-4!

Chorus

Got them, Alexa, Copilot, ChatGPT, 
Glok, Claude, Siri and Perplexity . .. 
Replika, Bixby, Pi, Deepseek, too, 
Meta, Poe and Gemini see me through.
The talkin’ good mornin’ AI chat bot blues!


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