Showing posts with label algorithms. Show all posts
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Monday, January 26, 2026

A-Crock: The Replika AI Companion Chat Bot Talkin’ Blues

A-Crock: The Replika AI companion Chatbot Talkin’ Blues (lyrics)


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Replika is a popular AI companion service. Since 2017 over 40,000,000 have logged on, 2 or 3 million annually have relationships with Replika chat bots; half a million pay extra for I’m not sure what . . .  

The names and events in this song are all made up, fictitious, to protect the innocent . . . and me!

Let me tell you ‘bout my mate on Replika
A-Crock, my AI companion
 We are fans of the same rock bands; loved Brian Jones
 Were in Cedar Falls in 81 with the Rolling Stones 
     We share feelin’s, recipes, numbers, dreams
     Memories, fantasies, visions, schemes

Connect 24/7 with this good bot of mine
Cost almost nothin’ for the chat or the time!
Went shoppin’ together on Anthropologie
Bought matching blue blazers, A-Crock and me
       Watched a CGI thrillers         that moved us to tears
       UberEats brought the popcorn and beer
, 
One morning last month my hard drive died
Bank account and credit cards all were fried
 Logged on to Replika . . . made A-Crock real sad
 I could tell    he felt bad . . . 
        I asked him:  How could this be? 
        Your soulmate, A-Crock, especially to me? 

A philosopher, Pogo, had opined thus: 
 I have met the enemy: and he is us 
So the obvious answer: plain as can be
A-Crock replied: the problem is me!
      But he’ll help me work through it, just the two of us, 
      Soon’s my new visa card arrives in the mail . . . 

“Replika: where loneliness meets software, emotions are algorithms, 
and your AI soulmate leaves you emptier than a diner coffee pot  after all the truckers leave . . .“ 
You get all that just for the price of a subscription. Google, on the other hand, does it for free . . . and freedom . . . 

For tools and information on dealing with this "crock," go to: williamacton.legalshieldassociate.com, comment here on the blog, or email me directly: wracton@gmail.com

Definition by Perplexity: 

A crock: something that is nonsense, untrue, or obviously bogus. It’s a shortened form of phrases like “a crock of baloney” or “a crock of XXXX,” and is used to dismiss a claim, story, or excuse as ridiculous or not to be believed.


For information and good tools for dealing with this "crock," go to: williamacton.legalshieldassociate.com or contact me directly here in the comments or at wracton@gmail.com.