Daily (Dennis Rodman–style) Digital Life Litany for Protection, Direction and Stewardship

 

Caveat emptier: This post was drafted with help from an AI assistant (Perplexity)— but ideated and edited extensively by the human, Bill Acton

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Lord,
you know I’ve never exactly blended in—
hair loud, clothes louder,
life lived in the paint and on the edge.

In this wild online arena,
help me rebound what matters
and let the rest bounce away.

Protect me from crowds
that only love the chaos—
the ones who cheer for drama,
follow for meltdowns,
and disappear when the bill comes due.

Guard my accounts
like a tight defense:
no easy drives to the basket,
no open lanes to my bank,
no “friends” cutting backdoor
with fake profiles
and sweet talk.

Teach me that boundaries
are not the enemy of freedom—
that saying “no”
to a risky link,
a bad DM,
or a late‑night post
is how I keep the game going
for the long haul.

And when I use this platform
to shock, to protest,
to be fully myself,
remind me to aim it
toward something bigger
than my own reflection—

toward peace,
toward understanding,
toward the kids watching
who need to see
that you can be different
and still be wise.

Let my stewardship
of this digital court
show that you can play hard,
live loud,
and still protect
your team,
your heart,
and your future.

AI‑assisted creative work: This litany is an imaginative parody pastiche using generative AI. It imitates the public persona of [Dennis Rodman] for commentary and devotional reflection. It is not created by or affiliated with [Dennis Rodman], and should not be taken as his real views or words.

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