Showing posts with label Zoom. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Zoom. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 23, 2025

Happy Zoom Festivus Festival!

Clker.com

 In a classic episode of Seinfeld in 1997 the idea of the Festivus Festival (according to Wikipedia!) celebrated on December 23, wonderfully light-hearted flat-out anti-consumerist occasion shows up. One key feature is the use of an aluminum Christmas tree, for example, where in various ways, grievances are presented creatively and often as outlandishly as possible. 

In that spirit, I propose a "Zoom" Festivus Festival here! 

I love it when

• All the apathetic expressions on the faces of participants in there little windows reflect PERFECTLY the quality of the presentation!

• There are so many words on the powerpoint that it gives me something to do other than listen to nonsense coming from the speaker(s)

• The comments go by so fast that it gives me something to do other than listen to nonsense coming from the speaker(s)

• You get occasional looks at the top of participants heads, among other, less engaging scenes

• Speakers have learned the classic Ronald Reagan "trick" of, after each profound blurb, act nonverbally as if you have at least nodded back, even with enthusiasm.

• Speaker speaks so rapidly that even on half speed the recording is "immemorable!)

• Participants use virtual backgrounds and avatars on screen.

• Participants are "required" to leave cameras on with seminars of 500+

• Their cursor bounces around, unrelated to the content or voice.

• Participants do not turn on video and their picture is of their cat or dog . . .

• Participants have baseball caps on backward to make sure they are not attacked from behind.

• Participants wear baseball caps with the brim down to their eyebrows so you can't tell which cards they are holding.

• We go to breakout rooms for less time than we could possibly perform the assigned task(s)

• Breakout conversations demand pointless emotional blathering --and I get appointed to report back to main group . . .

• Books or objects appear on bookshelves behind the speaker that near totally undermine any credibility 

• The speaker makes a big deal of showing /exposing some upper body part(s) and maybe even commenting on it

• Speaker talks from a treadmill with breathing patterns suggesting cardiac arrest.

• The screen freezes repeatedly and the speaker does not/ will not figure out a workaround.

Feel free to add to the festivities in the comment section and I'll post them!

Keep in touch!

BIll

Tuesday, November 17, 2020

Zoom(h)aptic: Haptic Pronunciation Teaching online

Keeping in touch doing pronunciation online with your students a problem? We've been working with what we call "haptic videos" for over a decade. Basically by that we mean using video models that learners move along with and in the process use gestures that are mediated and regulated by touch. (The touch usually occurs in the path of a speech-synchronized gesture where the stressed syllable in the word or phrase is articulated.) 

Just read a fun piece by Powers and Parisi on Techcrunch.com (hat tip to haptician Skye Playsted) The hype, haplessness and hope of haptics in the COVID-19 era, I'll focus a bit on the latter! What they get to is a number of haptic technologies, some of which at least promise to help us touch during COVID so we don't pass on something, such as virtual bank "touch" screens that feel to your fingers like you are actually touching the buttons when, in fact, you aren't. They also mention the sort of thing we have been following here for years such as haptic prosthetics, full-body suits and vests and gaming consoles. 

What we have discovered in doing haptic pronunciation teaching online for the last few years is that having learners "dance" along with us haptically, with extensive use of gesture and touch as they repeat or speaking spontaneously from various perspectives, is that the work really does "connect" us. Because the gesture complexes (pedagogical movement patterns - PMPs) are very easy to teach and conduct on Zoom, for instance, everybody (or every body) should get the sense of greater participation and what we term "haptic presence." 

Years of research on mirror neurons has demonstrated that if you are paying careful attention to the motions of another your brain is experiencing much of what is happening as if you, yourself, were the source of the action. What that means is that after students have been introduced to the gestural patterns--by doing them along with select phrases, when they see them again, it should (and generally does from our experience) resonate with them. In informal experiments where we ask students NOT to move along with us, they report that their bodies generally cannot help but move along to some degree. (That is a doctoral degree research project for any haptician who is interested!!!)

So . . . pack up your mirror neurons and go over the www.actonhaptic.com and look at the demonstration videos. And, while you are at it, check our our latest webinar with IATEFL on HaPT! After you do, come back and we'll sign you up for some HaPT training. Right now we are still in v4.5 but v5.0 "ActonHaptic Pronunciation Complement" will be rolling out later this fall!