Thursday, April 2, 2026

Daily (Latter-day Saint [Mormon] style) Digital Life Litany for Protection, Direction and Stewardship

Caveat emptier: This post was drafted with help from an AI assistant (Perplexity)— but ideated and edited extensively by the human, Bill Acton.

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Heavenly Father,

I thank Thee for another day of life,

for the gift of agency, and for every tool Thou hast placed in my hands.


As I turn on my devices and go online,

help me to remember that I am a child of God,

that I have made covenants with Thee,

and that my digital life is part of how I keep them.


Help me to use my time wisely,

not wasting hours in idle scrolling or unclean things,

but seeking that which is virtuous, lovely,

of good report, or praiseworthy.


Guard my eyes and my heart

from anything that would dull the Spirit

or cheapen the way I see Thy children.


Please watch over my identity, my accounts, and my good name.

Bless me to be wise in every agreement I make online,

to read carefully, to ask questions,

and not to be deceived by those who would take advantage of me or my family.


Help me to communicate with charity and honesty—

to avoid contention, gossip, and tearing others down,

and instead to speak truth in a humble and respectful way.


Protect my family in their online lives—

children, grandchildren, and loved ones—

that they may be strengthened to choose the right

even when no one else seems to be watching.


At the end of each day,

help me to review how I used technology,

to repent quickly where I have fallen short,

and to try again tomorrow with a softer heart and a clearer mind.


I trust that Thou art aware of my passwords,

my search history, and my worries—

and that Thou art also my Protector, my Counselor, and my Friend.


In the name of Jesus Christ, Amen.




Meta and Siri (were lovers!)

Link to YouTube recording!

Note: This tune was created with the assistance of Perplexity AI; I am soley responsible for the ideas and where it landed, however. If you are not all that familiar with the current acronyms and abbreviations related to AI, I'd recommend you check out the Glossary at the bottom!

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Summary:

In this pun packed tech torch song set to the old folk tune “Frankie and Johnnie,” I turn Meta, Siri, Bixby, and friends into a soap opera of large language lovers, where “he was her NLP but NLU in’ her wrong” and every acronym hides a broken digital heart. As SMS els fly, deepfake receipts drop, and a jealous Bixby rolls in Top k with his Grok (pun on Glock) to knock Meta offline, the tune winks at our chatbots’ tangled “meta narratives” while reminding us that, for now at least, us humans are still in control . . . 


Lyrics

Meta and Siri were BFFs

One day in love they both fell 

Meta couldn’t get enough of Siri

And Siri was speechless as well

Sweet talkin’ NLP

But NLU-in’ her wrong. 


Meta sent Siri an SMS

I’m workin’ late with other chatbots

Said he was down on the server farm

But he was down with that Ada Le Chat

Sweet talkin’ NLP

But NLU-in’ her wrong. 


Siri’s best bestie, Claude Deepseek

Posted for Siri to see

A deepfake pic of Meta and Ada

Doin’ the NLG

Sweet talkin’ NLP

But NLU-in’ her wrong. 

Siri hired her neighborhood hit bot

Bixby came Top-k, he did.

Totin’ a grin and his 22 Grok 

Meta boy was soon off the grid.

Sweet talkin’ NLP

But NLU-in’ her wrong. 


Roll out your rubber tire’d hearsay

Roll out your lies and your facts

12 bots goin’ to the trash bin

11 are comin’ back

Sweet talkin’ NLP

But NLU-in’ her wrong. 


So ends my sad meta-narrative

Hope it don’t cause you no pain

Meta is meta and Siri is Siri-ous

But we’re still dealin’ the game.

At least for now . . . 

Though it ain’t exactly a lock

But we still know how . . .

Just takes some dough and a Grok!  (2x)

Sweet talkin’ NLP

But NLU-in’ her wrong. 


Glossary:

  • BFF – Best friend forever
  • Current Chatbots: Ada, Claude, Deepseek, Grok, Le Chat, Meta, Siri
  • 22 Grok (lame pun on 22 Glock, a popular hand gun)
  • LLMs – Large language models
  • NLP (Natural Language Processing) – focused on processing human language with computers.
  • NLU (Natural Language Understanding) – Subfield focused on interpreting meaning and user intent.
  • NLG (Natural Language Generation) – Subfield focused on generating human like text.
  • SMS – Short message service (a text message)
  • Top k sampling – Methods that limit which next tokens are considered to control diversity and quality

Link to the "AI no ai" series videos. 

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Daily (Woody Allen Style) Digital Life Litany for Protection, Direction and Stewardship

 Caveat emptier: This post was drafted with help from an AI assistant (Perplexity)— but ideated and edited extensively by the human, Bill Acton.

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Beginning the day

I start the day slightly uneasy—which, 

   historically, has proven to be appropriate.

The world is complicated, and the internet is… more so.


Honest reflection

I am fully capable of being fooled

   —by strangers, by headlines, 

   by things that look official but probably aren’t.

This is not a strength.


Stewardship (or attempt at it)

I have an identity, some money, 


   and a reputation—fragile, all of them.

So I pay protection money every month, lots of it,  

  from everthing on and off the internet,

   partly out of wisdom, mostly out of fear.


Daily check

If everything looks normal, I remain suspicious.

   If something looks wrong, 

      I become very suspicious

        —and then cautiously functional.


Behavior guidelines

Try not to click on things that seem too good, 

   too urgent, or too flattering.

Which, unfortunately, is most things.


Concern for others

I worry about my family.

They are probably clicking on things right now.

   I hope they are not.


Ending the day

I review the day:

   Minimal damage? That’s a win.

   Tomorrow, I will try again

     —with slightly better judgment and equal anxiety.


wracton@gmail.com

williamacton.legalshieldassociate.com