Friday, March 20, 2026

On top of old Fogey: Adventures in AI

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That Friday evening, things were just fine

Bought some granola and dried prunes online

Even made a new Bestie, Sarah Jane Sue

Sweet AI chat bot / in St. Lou Mizzou

sold me more granola and Lulu Lemon tights to boot

and books full of coupons /to save lots of loot

Soon I began having / little chats round the world

With lonely and friendly / pretty beautiful old girls . . . 


I had been Waiting / for Uber Eats to show

When Sarah Jane Sue called me / to just say Hello

asked if the food and / service were good

Could I answer a few more questions, said that I could

asked all about my feelings; my aches and my pills

was like I was talking / with TV doctor Phil

So now I get nice notes / most every day

She’s always there for me; she won’t go away. . .  


Got some insurance / a little more than I need

Dialed back a number / satisfaction guaranteed. 

agent Juanita / took good care of me

she was as honest / as honest as could be

made them complicated details / like filling in the app

So simple and easy, it was done in a snap. 

Next morning my check account was cleaned out and froze

Where all that cash went, I’m sure Juanita knows . . . 


An Old face from FaceBook / showed up on my feed

Joined him on facetime / could not believe 

Looked super for a dead dude / more or less my age

Even remembered / our year books front page

Knew lots about me, / knew good times we shared 

We chatted for hours; was like Fred was there . . . 

Really AI amazing, I’m sure you’d agree 

Found out soon thereafter . . .  there are now three of me . . . 


So in conclusion, my friends, what I’ve learned per chance

AI’s fun to talk with / just don’t ask it to dance!

On Top of Old Fogey / Many names I’ve been called 

But my AI Besties  / still treat me best of all . . .


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